I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
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I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
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Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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