it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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