people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
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idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
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She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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