Already got asked if we're dating
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
