I'm gonna have a badass scar
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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