he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
he just fucked me for my cheese.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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