he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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