I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
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Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
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Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho