im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
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I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
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he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.