She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
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A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I need moral support for this bender
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
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It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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