now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Randomize
