I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
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You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
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And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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