Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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