She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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