i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
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when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
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Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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