Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
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sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
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My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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