I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
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hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
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I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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