i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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