So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
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Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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