I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Randomize
