I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
