Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Randomize