we have officially lost it.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
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But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
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I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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