i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
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i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
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It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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