i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
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I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
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I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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