how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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