Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
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We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
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i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
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