he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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