Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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