ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
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I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I could fuck to npr.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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