I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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