Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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