i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
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No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
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I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
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Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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