You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
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RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
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I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!