the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
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Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
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I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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