i barfeds in our rink
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
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Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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