it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Randomize
