at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Randomize
