Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
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Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
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Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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