Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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