The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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