do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I don't think brook has ever known best
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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