i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i used baking grease as lip gloss
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
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It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
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I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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