why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
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On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
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I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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