I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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