She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
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When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
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So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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