We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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