does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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