So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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