Fine. I'll sleep in my office
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Randomize
