Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
lol hangovers are for mortals.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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