I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
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drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
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Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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