I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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