Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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