They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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