Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
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