Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
