I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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