is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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