If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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